He doesn't even know how funny he is. He's always giving advice when we don't want it. He could have been a comedian if he wanted. But instead, he's waiting at home. Home is the place where when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Start bitching when he uses you for laundry or as a human shield. For the first week on our cruise, most people thought my wife and I were Siamese twins. I don't want them to know my real name. A great date ends with breakfast. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.
We know nothin' about movies! Naw, I'm a Democrat! But I know all da woids.